The Missing Arm of Viktor Krum

Lyrics

Oh, Ron You were so glad When you got that Krum figurine But now things have changed Or so it seems And we wonder if its because of Hermione 'Cause after the Yule Ball I found the missing arm of Viktor Krum Underneath my bed Ron, as a wizard We expect a little more from you 'Cause at Hogwarts they don't teach hokey stuff Like voodoo And dismembering figurines Of your enemies Won't impress Hermione She's not interested In mutilated toys