Lyrics

[MAX] You know, you're really quite a dish You're what a guy might call delish You've got an awful lot of class You're packed as solid as a knish But every time I make a pass I get the well known freezeroo What's the bit, kid? I admit, kid I can't figure you You're the woman for the man Who has everything Let me show you how to live Girls who get are girls who give You're the woman for the man Who has everything I'm a man who has everything Everything but you [MAX (spoken)] Ah, Lois, you're fighting it! But you can't deny it; the old chemistry is getting to ya. Hubba, hubba [MAX] At every opening night, I'm there Headwaiters know me everywhere Of course, it's freebies all the way A check for me - they wouldn't dare A chick is seen with me today Tomorrow Zanuck starts to call So relax kid; this is Max, kid - Don't give me a stall You're the woman for the man Who has everything You're the type that I adore So why fight it anymore? You're the woman for the man Who has everything I'm a man who has everything; Share it all with me [MAX spoken] Did you ever know I used to be a hoofer before I started writing a column? [LOIS (spoken)] You killed vaudeville, Max; can't you leave journalism alone? [MAX (spoken)] Ha ha, yeah... [LOIS (spoken)] Break a leg, kid [MAX (spoken)] Sorry, never do requests [MAX] I've got a color TV set That isn't on the market yet I've got a hideaway in Quogue It has a view you won't forget You have a drink and watch the fog I have this chef who cooks the end Let's drive out, sweets; I've no doubt, sweets You and I will blend You're the woman for the man Who has everything Why not give old Max a try? He's a pretty decent guy You're the woman for the man Who has everything And for the man who has everything Only the best will do So why can't I have you? Yeah!