Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've never been handsome I ain't got the face Someone booked my looks And shot 'em up in space All extremities Like a canvas stretched S'pose my nose'll poke out one day Beneath my neck But I ain't sad about it I don't envy All you pretty boys And yer morning routines Oh fuck it [Chours] Baby, baby, here's the deal You got the cash but for free I'm a steal Baby, baby, here's the facts I'm in shock it's not that I can't react [Verse 2] Never been handsome I've never felt clean I'm a Datsun 120B In a world of limousines But I'll buy you dinner Steal yer drinks And ask you always What you really think Howsabout it? [Chours] Baby, baby, here's the deal You got the cash but for free I'm a steal Baby, baby, here's the facts I'm in shock it's not that I can't react [Bridge] I don't waste time on mirrors, I don't moisturise I don't take my vitamins like all those other guys Guess I'm not ugly, I never stood a chance I've never been handsome, thank fuck I can dance [Outro] Baby, baby, here's the deal You got the cash but for free I'm a steal Baby, baby, here's the facts I'm in shock it's not that I can't react Baby, baby, here's the deal You got the cash but for free I'm a steal Baby, baby, here's the facts I'm in shock it's not that I can't react