Lyrics

[Verse 1] Each plug is clogged with yer long dark hair There's half eaten pastries in the frigidaire Cigarette butts in coffee cups and more My nerves are shot I wait for you at night Them boys will fuss and they will fight In the moot pursuit of any cause [Chours] But I'm as happy as a clam I'm shaky as my hands However long you're back home my baby However long you're back home [Verse 2] Hairdryers straighteners lesser appliances Ballache strains on meagre finances Howsabouts fish fingers and two flutes to fill? I don't buy white bread or any brown liquor It's organic fruit stamped by the picker That shit is expensive so's the electrickery bill [Chours] But I'm as peaceful as a lamb My perambulent Madame However long you're back home my lady Yeah [Outro] (Apartment for Two) But I'm as happy as a clam (What else can a dreamy daddy do) Shaky as my hands (Apartment for Two) Yeah I'm as peaceful as a lamb (What else can a dreamy daddy do) However long you're back home my baby (What else can a dreamy daddy do) However long you're back home my baby (What else can a dreamy daddy do) However long you're back home my baby (What else can a dreamy daddy do)