DUI

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Lookin' out in the crowd, I see a lotta hotties Tell me which of you will be my mommy? Don't be shy, come over put it on me Spark it up and pass it on around me We got drinks, anything, and food out for the starving Thank you all for coming to my party Don't be shy, mix it up, come and lay it on me Oh, oh, oh, oh! [Chorus 1] Back on the road to solid gold Making the hits that get the story told We all got a heavy load But it won't get us down, no no no no Everybody got a DJ night Rocking the chance for all their friends to grind When it comes to closing time Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial? [Interlude] Hey! What? Who got a DUI out there? Yeah I know you all do Because that's dialing under the influence! When you come home at night And you had a little too much to drink This is one thing (what) We all guilty! [Verse 2] Sittin' alone in my room at home Girl, come on, pick up the phone Keep the spot next to ya warm I know I got my own ringtone I've had a million DUIs That's how I always win the prize All the times I get denied There's a hot, little baby by my side [Bridge] D! Is the dial your fingers dance Give it to me! U! Under the spell of romance Can you hear me, girl? I! Is the dangerous influence I feel it! Ah! I'm the lonely man with a roaming plan [Verse 3] I'm resisting my urge in turning on the telly Baby, don't you have something to tell me? It's 4 AM, my brain has turned to jelly Come on, baby boy, pick up your celly How long has this gone, girl? This cannot be healthy I'm so wet, I have to get my wellies Whenever you're near, you never get this filthy It's because I'm pretending your wealthy [Chorus 2] Tip on the cotton candy bus I win a stuffed tiger just for us These are the broken promises That I won't recall when the sun comes up Everybody got a DJ night Rocking the chance for all their friends to grind When it comes to closing time Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial? [Outro] Sing it!