Lyrics

Hey little girl, won't you come along I'm gonna take you to where I come from It's a place with no heart, a place without pity It's a place that's called the Mystery City We're gonna take a ride to the Mystery City We're not coming back so buy a one-way ticket! We're leaving right now for the Mystery City Got no heart, don't want no pity Hey little girl, you'll love it there Just backcomb your hair, let's get outta here We can't stay here, baby this is nowhere New boys waiting for you everywhere there There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen She's waiting for me There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen She's waiting for me Down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City I know you'd call this a paradise, Dear People judge you by the clothes you wear Well, it's a wham bam gangbang everynight there I tell you everywhere else is just nowhere! There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen She's waiting for me down in Mystery City Oh, there's a million girls waiting for me Down in Mystery City, I don't care A million girls, million curls, million pearls, million turds Waiting for me...