The Grand Ole Opry (Ain’t So Grand)

Lyrics

[Chorus] Well, the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore Did you know Hank Williams ain't a member But they keep em outside their door Hell, they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74 Said the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore [Post-Chorus] Well, they were nervous about Waylon 'Cause he had a crooked smile For many, many years they never wanted Bocephus 'Cause hes too god damn loud Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around Hell naw 'cause their too up tight wild For real rebels like to get down [Instrumental Break] [Verse 1] To most people listening to this It might seem like I'm talking shit But if you look behind the scenes of who's pulling the strings Well, goddamn it, it'll make ya sick Hank Williams still ain't reinstated And I'll tell you, that's fuckin' bullshit And the King Jimmy Martin; if he was still here He'd tell 'em all to suck his dick [Post-Chorus] Well, they were nervous about Waylon 'Cause he had a crooked smile And for many, many years they never wanted Bocephus 'Cause hes too god damn loud Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around Hell naw 'cause their too up tight wild For real rebels like to get down [Chorus] And the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore Well they done fucked off the people That made it when it wasn't shit before Hell, they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74 Said the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore [Chorus] Naw, the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore Did you know Hank Williams ain't a member But they keep em outside their door Hell, they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74 Said the Grand Ole Opry ain't so grand anymore [Outro] You know it makes me wonder folks: Has the Opry sinned? Fuck!