Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well some say I'm not country And that's just fine with me 'Cause I don't wanna be country With some faggot looking over at me They say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really sucks [Chorus] So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie And the "cunt" back in country 'Cause the kind of country I hear now days Is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me They say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really sucks [Verse 2] Well we're losing all the outlaws That had to stand their ground And they're being replaced by these kids From a manufactured town And they don't have no idea About sorrow and woe 'Cause they're all just too damn busy Kissin' ass on Music Row [Chorus] So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie And the "cunt" back in country 'Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays Is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me And they say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really sucks [Outro] And if you know what I'm thinkin' You'll know that pop country really sucks