Lyrics

This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises Cucumber, Zucchini, Squash, and sometimes even radishes We know its not what you wanted from life It's not what you were after; You were food But you became a source of juvenile laughter This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises Cucumber, Zucchini, Squash, and sometimes even radishes This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises Cucumber, Zucchini, Squash, and sometimes even radishes We know its not what you wanted from life It's not what you were after; You were food But you became a source of juvenile laughter This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises