Lyrics

I just made a discovery that may just change my life While I was clicking through this newfangled Facebook site It's a place where I can live the way I've always dreamed Without really ever doing anything Which is good because I don't like doing things No, my life isn't so important to me See there's one place I'd much rather be Down on the farm The sky is always blue And we never kill the pigs And the cows never poo And everything's adorable And I know everyone And we can plant anything Under this never-setting sun Oh, it hasn't gotten old And I hope it never will Let me introduce you To my new home, Farmville I drag my ragged ass to work Yeah I can barely lift my feet I'm operating on about four hours' sleep I was up all night Growing food to feed the world Just me and an army of girls Friendless twelve-year-old girls The boss throws me some work without so much as a hello And suddenly I know exactly where I wanna go Down on the farm Where the sky is always blue And we never kill the pigs And the cows never poo And everything's adorable And I know everyone And we can plant anything Under this never-setting sun Oh, it hasn't gotten old And I hope it never will Let me introduce you To my new home, Farmville [Guitar solo] In the last few months Well, I've become a millionaire There's just so much fun Than playing solitaire I've got an oddly shaped house That I couldn't fit inside And animals that will never die No matter how much I neglect them, they're alive It might not be real life but I don't mind Since there's no place I'd rather spend my time Than down on the farm Where the sky is always blue And we never kill the pigs And the cows don't poo And everything's adorable And I know everyone And we can plant anything Under this never-setting sun Oh, it hasn't gotten old And I hope it never will Let me introduce you To my new home, Farmville