Green Smoothie

Lyrics

[Intro: Father Guido Sarducci and J-Live] You know it's been four years since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School And I just wanted to say that their sixty-dollar course changed my life (Green, green, green, green) Green smoothie raps [Verse 1: J-Live] Hey yo, someone send a letter to the editor to let him in Recognize you're dealin' with a Brook-nine veteran Old-school, new-school, newspapers bloggin' in True-school varsity, straitjacket leather man Probably should've been a regular on Letterman Or on Carson Daly satisfied with Soulive and them Triеd to get the footage and thеy thought that I was jivin' them Shows come and go but my flows be survivin' them Way back, talkin' bout VHS I got DAT's of rap, MiniDiscs on the desk No 8-track, don't think I'm as old as Kojak But cold as when Nat King Cole said "Jack Frost nippin' at your nose" I suppose I can turn a phrase that pays like Vanna White and Pat Sajak But the turntables are my wheels of fortune My hands on the platter keep the wax paper scorchin' (This is where it all began) (Yeah, that's right) Yeah See what I did there? (Yeah, that's right) Ha [Verse 2: J-Live] Yeah, nickel on the toner Tissue in the spindle Natural since twelve, so my skill's can't dwindle Practice 'til twelve like one big crescendo Fumes from the friction get you high like Endo Nice with the diction too, that's innuendo Old enough for MILF touchdowns in the end zone Winner when a hero comes through in the end, so The mommies put the pie on the sill of the window Seal of approval A one-man SEAL Team Six Make you clap like a seal doin' tricks While your man crush DJ balance an 8-ball on his nose You attendin' J-Live in the mix Ain't a problem that I can't fix, call a guard in I DJ and GM, I beg your pardon? And we don't trade our first round picks I'm sheddin' weight like the salary cap These are green smoothie raps [Vocal Chops: J-Live] Green- Green- Green- Green- Green smoothie raps These- These- These- These- These are green smoothie raps These are- These- These- These- These- These- These- These- These- These- These- These- These are green smoothie raps [Outro: Father Guido Sarducci and J-Live] You know it's been four years since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School And I just wanted to say that their sixty-dollar course changed my life These are green smoothie raps Yeah, that's right