Lyrics

Well out o' the East there cam a hard man Oh-ho, a' the way frae Brigtoun Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Went intae a pub and he cam out paralytic Oh-ho, VP and cider Ah-ha, what a hell of a mixture Cod liver oil and the orange juice Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais? Oh-ho, I'm lookin' fur a lumber Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary Oh-ho, the floor o' the Gorbals Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Aw noo Mary, are ye dancin'? "Oh no, it's just the way I'm staunin'" Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Well then, Mary, yer one in a million "Oh-ho, so's yer chances!" Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Well then Mary, can I run ye hame? Oh-ho, I've got a pair of sandshoes "Ah ha-ha, ye're hell of a funny!" Cod liver oil and the orange juice Well, down through the back-close, an' intae the dunny Oh-ho, it wasnae fur the first time Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Then oot came her mammy - she was goin' tae the cludgie Oh-ho, I buggered off sharpish Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man Oh-ho, he's jined the Foreign Legion Ah-ha, Sahara unner ra camels Cod liver oil and the orange juice Then Hairy Mary's had a little baby Oh-ho, it's faither's in the army Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice