Lyrics

I love whores Drunks and thieves and whores And what's more The poor I find more trustworthy Than lawyers, politicians, and media magicians I love sluts Crazy, drugged up sluts that stab your guts I love the nuts The whacked, the cracked The once-employed, now sacked I love 'em, they're my brothers They're my sisters, they're my mothers I love the loss Repeating tragedy at any cost Can't take no poss To deride them, inside them There's feelings, they can't hide them So they blow it 'cause they show it And they're gone before you know it We're all chumps Beautiful chumps with righteous lumps and sacred bumps We rise from our dumps Fate will tease us Whores will squeeze us And I love 'em Just like Jesus I love whores Ah-hah Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah