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She ride it like a bowl of soup She ride it like a hula hoop She ride it like a voltage Jell-O She ride it to the angels say "Hello!" She ride it like an electric chair All that current fizzle her hair Put lighting in her underwear And her eyes, they tell me she don't care And she ride it Don't you know? She ride it Oh-oh-oh-oh She ride it Pain, pain She ride it She ride it like her panties on fire She ride it like she binge watch the Wire Her butt six cats in a bag And she bitch slap Jenny Craig Her right cheek screamin' for a dollar Her left cheek screamin' Fats Waller She ride it like her thighs are greased She ride it like her rent's increased And she ride it Don't you know That she ride it Whoa-oh-oh-oh She ride it Hey! Hey! She ride it Look who you're 'bout to end gathering the grater There was a sexual tension that her soul did create It was a global phenomenon, like to put a bomb in there How'd I find the stamina? Thank God I'm barely man enough She ride it with unquenchable thirst She ride it like her horse came in first She ride it like the high plains drifter She ride it like a quiet ass sister Her genitalia commanded Like a Air Force One, I'm comin' in for a landing Her butt got tickled by mice Her vag can melt a sea of ice She ride it Don't you know That she ride it Whoa-oh-oh-oh She ride it Hey hey hey Ride it Whoo hoo! Me and Miley Cyrus and Mila Kunis People say "Man, ain't you old to do this?" Three days in motel like some dirty old man I defy the accusations, I'm willing to expand Certainly no ageist, I won't accept the blame here I'm accepting all creeds and ain't nobody shamed Miley, Mila, stay here, won't be either/or I'm expecting Susan Sarandon and Christiane Amanpour Hey Ride it Whoa-oh-oh-oh She ride it Hey hey hey hey She ride it Don't you know, don't you know, don't you know She ride it Whoo whoo! Whoo whoo! Whoo whoo!