Lyrics

[Spoken intro: OK, whenever you're ready (Replies) I'm ready, fuck!] This is a song about a friend of mine something good happened to This is also a song about the economy something bad happened to Got a little news and for once it was good Chin up all the boys in the neighborhood Yeah, cheers us all up, make no mistake When one of our buddies gets a break Richard got a job Richard got employed You can tell by the way he walks he's overjoyed Richard got a gig Whoo baby! This is big Ain't it cool when the universe gives you stuff you dig? Ain't real great just hanging around Idle hands are the devil's playground Time not workin' can mess with your head Tryin' to find a reason to get your butt out of bed Richard got a job Richard got employed You can tell by the way he walks he's overjoyed Richard got a gig Whoo baby! This is big Ain't it cool when the universe gives you stuff you dig? You got bills to pay You need food to eat Maybe check out a coeur Ain't that a treat? Buy your friends a cup of joe Catch a movie or two Ain't it a stone cold bitch what the country's goin' through? But Richard got a job Richard got employed You can tell by the way he walks he's overjoyed Richard got a gig Whoo baby! This is big Ain't it cool when the universe gives you stuff you dig? [Spoken] You know it's just part time But he's doing really well and I think they're gonna give him extra hours Yeah