Lyrics

Most folk wrap their heads around it and cope Others simply cross their fingers and hope Some work every day To keep us out the fray Everybody striving for the cause But Lockdown Luke just had to fetch his guitar Lockdown Luke social media star Eggs are eggs That's the truth and what's more There's no show without Punch And Lockdown Luke Lockdown Luke is on the regional news Sings his thing and laps up all the reviews And as poor Jim succumbs Luke adds up his thumbs Was it for this the clay grew tall? Lockdown Luke curing all from afar Lockdown Luke for when you feel below par Desperate Dan you'rе absolutely deformed 'Cos twеlve million likes Lockdown Luke You bowled your maiden over You're our white cliffs of Dover We are Walmington-on-Sea God fled when God saw the bread queues But fear not 'cos here's Julie Andrews Luke will lead us through People craving gigs and beers with their mates And wondering when they'll get beyond the front gates Some will learn to cook Some may read a book And you-know-who will have more songs to sing Lockdown Luke acting out his wet dream Lockdown Luke attention seeker supreme Lockdown Luke for you the hills are alive Do-re-mi-me-me Lockdown Luke Do-re-mi-me-me Lockdown Luke Do-re-mi so far up your own arse