No-One Likes a Polymath

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Rock, Post-Punk

No-One Likes a Polymath

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Once upon a scholar's prize allotment Where morning chores had focused on the yield Noon drew near and so to luncheon No-one more content in all the Weald Reason, logic, diagrams and facts All filled his heart with delight Here was biology, here was rational thought Here where the gods are put to flight Such pride, such bluster, such conceit Girdled vengeance in his neighbour What swells up must also come back down On Isaac Know-It-All's allotment Aftеr dark Now everybody knew hе knew his onions Never one to let it be concealed World Service louder than it needs be No one more affected in the Weald Meanwhile other seeds which he'd not sown himself Were germinating underneath his feet Seeds sent to stagger him, astound him and confuse Render his work obsolete Dread forms infesting Shangri-la Like those rowdies on the swingboats Jess Yates with business in his fists Ecclesiastes 1:18 After dark Came astride snorting destriers North End ketwig lids in Montirex Give us this day our harvest festival Soylent Green is clever clogs The heated gilet and the statement scarf Girdled vengeance in his neighbour What goes down will sometimes come back up On a scholar's prize allotment After dark After dark

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Credits

Writers
  • Nigel Blackwell
  • Neil Crossley