Broomstick

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If I nicked Harry Potter's broomstick Then I'd take a ride over a cruise ship Close my eyes, then I'll howl with laughter 'cause The lads and I live for palaver Egg every cunt, then I'd fly off faster As the lads and I live for all the drama Burnt myself out on both ends So I daydream myself 'round the ends, yeah [Bridge] La la la la la, la la la la la La la la la la, la la la la la La la la la la, la la la la la I'm goin' mental, I'm goin' mental I'm goin' mental, I'm goin' mental I'm goin' mental, I'm goin' mental La la la la la la [Verse 2] Looking in the mirror Gives me such a quiver Oh, my little liver Must be on the quiver Turn down the dimmer Deliveroo for dinner Thought you was getting slimmer Geezer, you little fibber Look at the lighter flicker This problematic singer's Addicted to the skunk Addicted to the women Addicted to the funk Addicted to the shimmer My Mum said all that glimmers Ain't all tools for winners La le la la le la My heart is getting bigger I've never felt such love Otherwise from my niggas Sending out bluetooth spuds My head's so fucked Think I've crumbled that bud I'm try and numb my nut I can't let you in, man And even if you grin, man Ready for your incisions Come and try your thing I was born to die And in between this cry Try to figure out why But all I got was lies [Bridge] La la la la la, la la la la la La la la la la, la la la la la I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it La la la la la [Verse 3] This drinking is detrimental This weed smoke's driving me mental This weekend was eventful These hangovers make me sick This puffing is driving me mental This alcohol's detrimental The weekend is always eventful These hangovers make me sick This drinking is detrimental This puffing is driving me mental The weekend is always eventful These hangovers make me sick [Outro] Sick, sick, sick If I nicked Harry's broomstick