If My Friends Could See Me Now

Lyrics

[CHARITY] If they could see me now That little gang of mine I'm eating fancy chow And drinking fancy wine I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact The kind of top drawer first rate chums I attract! All I can say is wow Eee, look at where I am Tonight I landed pow Right in a pot of jam What a set up, holy cow They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now! If they could see me now My little dusty group Traipsing 'round this Million dollar chicken coop I'd hear those thrift shop cats say: "Brother get her!" Draped on a bedspread made from three kinds of fur! All I can say is "Wow!" Wait 'till the riff and raff See just exactly how He signed this autograph What a build-up, holy cow They'd nеver believе it If my friends could see me now! If they could see me now Alone with Mr. V Who's waiting on me Like he was a maître d' I hear my buddies saying: Crazy! What gives? Tonight she's living like the other half lives! To think the highest-brow Which I must say is he Should pick the lowest-brow Which there's no doubt is me What a step up, holy cow They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now! They'd never believe it They'd never believe it If my friends could see me now (spoken) Hi girls, it's me, Charity!