Vlad the Impaler

Lyrics

[Chorus] Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler Vlad, Vlad He could have been a sailor but he's Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler Vlad, Vlad He could have been a whaler Could have been a tailor He turned out to be Norman Mailer Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh! [Verse 1] He stepped back and he smoked a joint Twenty thousand peasants, yeah they got the point Mommy was a hamster And his daddy was a jailer Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure He's so glad, he's Vlad [Chorus] Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler Vlad, Vlad He could have been a sailor but he's Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler Vlad, Vlad Could have been a tailor Could have been a whaler He turned, he turned, he turned, he turned Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh! Ohh-oh! Ohh-oh! Ohh-oh! Ohh-oh! Ohhhh! V-L-A-D Vlad [Bridge] When he was a boy They sent him to the Turks But you know that they didn't like him Because all the Turks were jerks When Vlad returned home, his wrath For the ancients had spurned But the ancient art of impalement Was something that that boy had learned (Hah! Hah! Hah!) Oh, how he learned (Hah! Hah! Hah!) He learned, they burned They burned and burned (Hah! Hah! Hah!) Rotisseries of corpses turned (Hah! Hah! Hah!) Oh he's so glad He's so glad He's so glad he's Vlad