The Salamanizer (Live)

Lyrics

[Intro: Sleazy P. Martini] Ladies and gentlemen This is the band of the past, the band of the present, the band of the future The band that's gonna shove heavy metal so far up your fuckin' ass You're gonna shit molten lead for a year All the way from Antarctica GWAR! Now Time to bring out the lucky contest winner All the way from Schenectady, New York Here he is, Melvin Fleebish! Blothar, show him what he's won! [Verse 1] Here's a little song from a god to a slave I never should have been lеt out the fucking microwave I'm on this planet, I'm running amok I should givе a shit but I don't give a fuck, no! Since I was a Scumdog, I blew a cum-wad I got a motherfucking suckadickalickalong! Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll fuck you! This is your ass, and I'm in it My man Sexy fuck you up in a minute With an axe, mace, sword, a pike, you're limbless And then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless! [Chorus] I said - Ohh! You humans always screaming I said - Ohh! As you suckle on my semen I said - Ohh! And the shit is always steaming A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a womanizer But you can call me the Salaminizer! (I need more!) I need more! I need more! I need more! Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Give into, give unto, give into, give into, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Give into, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Me more! Me, me more, you! [Verse 2] M-m-m-m-m-m-my life is a luxury, so filled with hate I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5 Back on the road, it's no lie Stupid fucking humans pay money to die! Crushed in a pit, nailed to the stage I only suck the souls that are underage [Chorus] I said - Ohh! You humans always screaming I said - Ohh! As you suckle on my semen I said - Ohh! And the shit is always steaming A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomizer But you can call me the Salaminizer! I need more! I need more! I need more! I need more! Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Give into, give into, give into, give into, give into Me more! Me more! Me more! Give into, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto Me more! Me more! Me more! Me more! Me, me more, you! This deli tray is unacceptable! Thank you, thank you Goodnight! Ha! Just kidding