The Road Behind

Lyrics

[Vocals by Oderus Urungus & Beefcake The Mighty] [Verse 1] Well I'm travelin' down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I stagger 'round in a stupor Sleazy, I can't do the show I'm hangin' out backstage I'm in a homicidal rage I signed a million dollar contract I puked on every page Slaughtered half the crew 'Cause they ate my deli tray Oh baby hey I said I'd do the show And I canceled anyway [Pre-Chorus] You were a road kill baby 'Til I scraped you in my arms Just another wattle flapping On the old turkey farm So baby [Chorus] While the wheels keep rolling And another milepost gone All along on the road behind Oh can't you hear me calling Just like the sad whale song I'm on that road behind [Verse 2] Well there you have it, baby I'm just a sensitive guy Y'know I snuffed a million planets But I still find time to cry Because there's more to life Than making other people die Like a little bloody tear baby Running out my dirty little eye And some things, baby They don't make no sense Does it really matter if it bugs your parents? [Pre-Chorus] You're a road kill baby I scraped you in my arms, ow! 'Nother wattle flappin' On the old turkey farm So baby Baby, quit your crying Put them clown britches on [Chorus] While the wheels keep rolling And another milepost gone All along on the road behind Oh can't you hear me calling Just like the sad whale song I'm on that road behind Oh yeah! [Solo] [Chorus] While the wheels keep rolling And another milepost gone All along on the road behind Oh can't you hear me calling Just like the sad whale song I'm on that road behind While the wheels keep rolling And another milepost gone All along on the road behind [Outro] Well the wheels keep rolling And another signpost gone Baby, can't you hear me calling Like a sad whale song Like a sad whale song Sad whale, baby