The Reaganator

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Deep beneath the bowels of the skill house Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in the walls The shin of Saladin A goblet made from Blackbeard's chin The prick of Christ Hitler's ball The body of Reagan lies there enshrined Pulsating as steel and flesh are entwined Peering through the necro-scope, the spy-priest unseen The soul of Reagan is found through its dreams Spirit-racked, tormented, undead and unclean The will of Reagan drives your nation's latest war-machine Bristling with rocket pods, Gatling guns and cannon The latest in technology to slay the foes of Mammon [Chorus] The Reaganator and the U.S.A.! They'll kill anything that gets in their way We're greatest country, so you have to die That's why! [Verse 2] Nuclear grenade launchers to slaughter by the millions GPS-lock targeting that only kills civilians A mangling mass of mutant flesh and steel and bone and wire Impressive resurrection, but it still it's got Alzheimer's Is he good? Is he bad? Does he want to kill me? Is he...Dad? [Chorus] The Reaganator and the U.S.A.! We'll kill anything that gets in our way We're greatest guys, so you have to die That's why! [Bridge] So Ronnie went to Cuba, locked on to ol' Fidel Put a missile through his window, filled the place he'd left in hell After that, he thought he might just take on the whole world And leave a bloody pothole where the stars and bars could be unfurled [Solo] [Verse 3] But there was one flaw in the design It was so bad that he had to resign The Reaganator used fossil fuel, you people will never learn And for this lack of vision, your country will fucking burn You see the Reaganator lying flat on his ass?