Bring Me The Child

Lyrics

[Spoken by Dave/Oderus & Mike/Beefcake] Did you get the [?], is that right? Is it good? [?] Chip Jones, he loaned it to me We ready? Come here! Look. Look, a human child Oh, she's beautiful! Small, delicate Ah, she's beautiful! [?] Lay her, lay her upon the altar Do her! Look at that tiny velvet budding nub of a child's young reproductive gland We mean you no harm, we mean you no harm. Just lay, just lay here quietly, qui-I said quietly! Quiet! I said quiet! You be quiet! What's happening?! Don't you know? My god! Don't you know? Oh my god! I love you! She's expanding! It's getting bigger! What's happening to her?! Oh my god, it's start-! [?] Somebody hurting-ahh! [Overlapping yelling] Oh my god! It's a horrible...cacophany Ah yes Cacophany It's so loud Jesus, it's inside of me, what is it? Turgid Purple Swollen Swollen, swollen Marbled Swollen wound Shut up, cow! Unto Knobby, unto Knobby limp Come to Knobby [Baby talking] No no! Drink it, drink it, that's good [Yelping to mimic the Psycho shower music] That's nice, that's nice That's nice That's nice [?] [Being reborn?] That's nice Oh Hey! Child Hey! Child Hey! The child Hey! He loves you, he doesn't know how to love. He doesn't know how to love. He loves you, he just doesn't know how to love I don't know how to love This is, this is how adults love. This is how grown ups love. This is how gods love. This is how immortal, immortal love [Oderus babbling] A lot of doors opening, many doors open. Many doors open and you walk through them. Oh, it's so heavy. Listen to them, what is that noise? What is that sound? Listen to that sound, oh god. Many doors are opening. Oh, oh oh, the doors are, oh Jesus She's deflated, oh oh, defiled, defiled, it's okay Oderus, Oderus, Oderus, Oderus Yes Beefcake? I love you I love you too, [?] as a gift of my love Oh, Knobby? Knobby? Gaze upon it, you see it grown out, pendulous, [?] Can I touch it? I'm going to touch it, Oderus Purple, turgid head I-I'm touching- I want you now to, to undo your armored suit My harness And take out your- It's out I see Here it is, it's turgid. Is it, is it good? Let us touch them together Bring the child, the child, the child Bring the child, place the child's head inside of your penis The child's head is in my penis Now the child's feet are in my penis Bring me the frozen shit! Waffle pie [Both scream] [?] has been completed! [?] It's crying now. That was terrible, that was terr- I didn't really barely cum at all, oh man. Light up, somebody I guess it's uh, I guess it's tempting, but We're fine, not now. We're not done, now the fun- now the real fun begins What do you think about this so far? Is this a joke or what?