Black and Huge (Live)

Lyrics

[Intro: Redneck From Hell, Blothar & Pustulus] Gimme there, come, boy Hell's that? Hey, are you guys done a-plinkin' and a-plonkin'? I'm over at the country western livestream and you're puttin' me off my pool, man Can you play some real music like some "Free Bird" or some shit like that? "Free Bird"? Yeah Oh, you mean like [Pustulus plays the opening lick to "Sweet Home Alabama] "Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars"? (Turn it up!) Yeah, yeah, that's it, you good, you a good one, man, I like you, boy Anyways, fuck you, what do you got for me, man? What do you got? Fuck you I think that we should play a song called "Black and Huge" And tear you to fucking shreds You fucking redneck piece of shit! Go! Yooo! [Verse 1] You know I'm totally flaccid I'm just a limp mega-prick You know I'm looking for A stupid white chick [Chorus] Because I'm Black and Huge Black and Huge Black and Huge Black and huge, black and huge All the women hate me in the porno booth Whoa whoa whoa whoa Who-tata-who-tata-who-ta [Verse 2] Now I see you You're there on the ground Now I know, yeah You're raising a mound I'm going to, got to Make you erupt If I could just get out of this cup, hey [Chorus] Because I'm Black and Huge Black and Huge Black and Huge Black and huge, black and huge All the women hate me in the porno booth (The porno booth, the porno booth) Whoa whoa whoa whoa [Solo] [Outro] Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck Suck (Suck) Yooo-ohhh Yo-whoa-oh-ohhh [Spoken] Well, I'm glad to get rid of that frickin' Redneck From Hell, jeez