Lyrics

[Part I: Simple Man] [Verse 1: J Lebow] I'm a simple man, I've got a simple life I am a faithful friend, I'd make a simple wife And I promise that I'm somebody's daughter I have a simple life, I am a simple man And I'll sit across the room and I'll hold your hand You can find me in the pantry drinking hot dog water [Chorus: J Lebow] It's hard always hanging with the ladies in the cul-de-sac And I wanna tell you but some things you just can't take back Some things you just can't take back [Verse 2: J Lebow] So I do the dishes 'cause they're real real dirty And I cry into the sink 'cause I can't stop from hurting That's okay, I think I'm being discreet I'm a broadcast journalist from CBS And I came here 'cause at sadness I heard you're the best and uh I was hoping I could go ahead and get some B-roll So go on then and cry real hard 'Cause it's performative now We're gonna make you a star And just to be sure, are you somebody's daughter? [Chorus: J Lebow] It's hard always feeling like somebody else's passing fad And I wanna tell you but some things you just can't take back Some things you just can't take back [Outro: J Lebow] Tiny houses, tiny hills Feeling nothing, feeling shrill I'm a simple man, I've got simple thrills Buy me makeup, oh buy me heels, oh I wanna rotate in the microwave, baby I wanna die and I don't want you to save me I want you to make me feel so Buy me makeup, oh buy me heels, oh Tiny houses, tiny hills Feeling nothing, feeling shrill I'm a simple man, I've got simple thrills Buy me makeup, oh, buy me, buy me, oh Buy me buy me, oh, buy me buy me, oh Buy me, buy me, buy me, buy me Heels [Part II: Take it Nice and Slow] [Verse 3: Rabbi Steve Lebow] Jesus Christ is a friend of mine Call him on the telephone anytime You know I said, "Jesus, buddy," said, "Jesus, son When you gonna stop this destruction?" [Chorus: Rabbi Steve Lebow] He said, "we're all going someplace Don't know where we're gonna go Better take it easy, man Gotta take it slow Gotta learn to take it nice and slow [Verse 4: Rabbi Steve Lebow] I got a friend, Minnesota [?] Think about him every other day You know I said, "[?], buddy," said, "[?] friend Sixty-five years just can't be the end" [Chorus: Rabbi Steve Lebow] He said, "we're all going someplace Don't know where we're gonna go Better take it easy, man Gotta take it slow Gotta learn to take it nice and slow [Bridge: Rabbi Steve Lebow] Life is tough It really can be hard The going gets rough You draw the wild card You got to be a man You must do what you can Don't know where you're gonna go So take it nice and slow Gotta learn to take it nice and slow So people hear me play this song and obviously I I like to play it really fast and People say, "Well Stevie, you play it too fast You live too fast, you love too fast You drive too fast, you eat too fast" People tell me to slow down all the time and Really, all it makes me wanna do is… [Verse 5: Rabbi Steve Lebow] I've been up, baby I've been down Wondering what it's all around You know that I've been down, I've been out Wondering what it's all about [Chorus: Rabbi Steve Lebow] We're all going someplace Don't know where we're gonna go Better take it easy, man Gotta take it slow Gotta learn to take it nice and slow [Outro: Rabbi Steve Lebow] Take it nice, take it slow Take it nice, take it slow Got to learn to take it nice and slow