When Growing Was Simple

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When growing was simple I sprouted Grew forth into fourth grade I was graded A flat head with cleats And the Roman army I drew flies and cartoons Talked into the radiator No fans Army won the war But they blew the game Until finally I grew into big difficult The general of motors Airplanes and radios Cars and alcohol Don't drink and drive Stay at home and eat Don't drink and drive Stay at home and eat