Trendspotter Acrobat

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Trendspotter acrobat got no falling room Choking on an ego size of one of Jupiter's moons Slowly shrugs on his coat, walks out in the rain Dismayed to see it hasn't rained in days [Refrain] I will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I think [Verse 2] Pop culture diplomat throws up on his shoes Burping up an epigram while blood flows from his wounds Slowly shrugs on his coat, staggers through the shine A million bedtime stories on his mind [Refrain] I will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I think [Solo] [Verse 3] Trendspotter acrobat, broken-hearted clown Falling apart is as easy as sitting down Slowly peels off his coat, throws it on the floor Nothing really matters anymore [Refrain] I will buy the drinks if you promise not to tell me what you think