Shocker in Gloomtown

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Were you there? Were you kicking? Alive in aisle twelve Gimmick of the century In boxes and jars and giveaway cars He's motioning for you [Verse 2] 'Twas a band They were sickening Arousing everyone P.S. dump your boyfriend Promotional trash Emotional bash with helium balloons [Outro] So now tell me How the hell did we miss it? Bared his ass for all to see And no one got to kiss it