Collect ’Em All

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Newspaper said he was a textbook case A classic example of a mass killer: As a kid he was the judge in ant court, he even Worked for the post office once He got a car phone to yell in at no one in particular Who would've noticed that it never rang He had a mono-brow and a big collection Of .22s and .38s and .44s and .9s [Chorus] Why should I wait all day in a line To pay some fine? While always hearing voices say "Go get yours, 'cause I got mine!" Well I'll park anywhere that I want to 'Cause the mеter maid is dead And I stamped "casе closed" on the rubble Of the IRS man's head [Verse 2] Well his day started with his mother and his ex-something or other A check list was later found Suits and skirts splayed out all over the sidewalk Green and gray and red, and how the pigeons fed Sky full of copters, more cameras than coppers An adoring crowd swelled behind a giant barricade Front page story, yeah, now he's immortal A name memorized in households all across the USA [Chorus] Got a place in a special history book And a life now not in vain A card in the collector's series And John Rambo's playing me Well I'll park anywhere that I want to 'Cause the meter maid is dead And I stamped "case closed" on the rubble Of the IRS man's head