Ballad of Green Jellÿ

Lyrics

Driving on the Scajaquada outside of Buffalo Lazy says he flipped their Prius driving in the snow You're are hearing Hammy snoring, Jellvis cuts a fart Our ride feels like it might completely fall apart Stuffed into a minivan so I can barely move Lookin' for a rest stop, I think I've gotta poo You've never seen a show like ours We'll blow the power in the bar We've got 2 drummers, 1 bass and 7 lead guitars ...and the show goes on As we arrive and get ready for the show And put our costumes on If its one thing that we don't need It's another man's nakеd ass to see If you want good music, you're outta luck If you're not drunk, we'rе gonna suck We belong in a garbage truck Green Jellö just runs amok ....and the show goes on "Ladies and gentlemen, the shittiest band in the world...Green Jellö!!!" "I need everyone here to make some noise! Everyone give me the finger! Bring out the Punk Rock Puppets!" Grab you a puppet and get on the stage The crowd is screaming "Hey hey hey!" I shout at the fans and I tell them to lay Then jump up in the air as "The Bear Song" plays Syko holds the mic cord so it doesn't trip the fans Beer pours down my ballsack to the mouth of a man Then we take a look and see standing on a chair (Krusty!) He bends over a jock strap and we try to look away A young drunk man dressed as Fred Pushes in the pit with a Flintstone head The crowd's all around this half naked man Swinging my shirt with a mic in my hand "You gotta be louder! There's a loud guy in his underwear!" "Get the fuck down!" Later on, after the show, as Bill stares down at his phone We finish signing autographs and taking photos We gather all the puppets, hope that none were stole We hustle all the merchandise and then we go get stoned