1-800-Suicide

Lyrics

[Chorus: KRS-One] Suicide, it's a suicide — biddy-bye-bye! Suicide, it's a suicide Suicide, it's a suicide— biddy-bye-bye! Suicide, it's a suicide [Verse 1: The Gatekeeper] So you wanna die, commit suicide? Dial 1-800-Cyanide line Far as life, yo, it ain't worth it Put a rope around your neck and jerk it The trick didn't work Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth After watchin' Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct Gun down the captain for no fuckin' reason And get some LSD, or a drink from the bar Get behind your wheel and crash the car Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war Confront a alligator, let it eat you raw Back to the function, ridin' the caboose to Hell Bzzt! Touched the third rail You fucked up, chicken, now you just got fried 'Cause it's a suicide [Chorus: KRS-One] Suicide, it's a suicide — biddy-bye-bye! Suicide, it's a suicide Suicide, it's a suicide— biddy-bye-bye! Suicide, it's a suicide [Verse 2: The Grym Reaper] Hey, you little rich kid, what's your beef? Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep Your pop's got ends, but yo, he's mad cheap Maybe you're a bastard child, you think Mom and Dad are white, and you're dark as ink Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan But you hate lasagna and the pizza man Now you stand on the Gravedigga plot and You're singin' the blues about the rough life you've got (Not!) You don't wanna live no more I guess you're really ready for the graveyard tour When you get home, just seal up your windows and your doors Turn your oven on high for about four hours Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye You gassed yourself, 'cause it's a suicide [Chorus: KRS-One] Suicide, it's a suicide— biddy-bye-bye! Suicide, it's a suicide Suicide, it's a suicide— biddy-bye-bye! Suicide, it's a suicide Suicide, it's a suicide— biddy-bye-bye! Suicide, it's a suicide Suicide, it's a suicide— biddy-bye-bye! Suicide, it's a suicide [Interlude: Matthew Broderick] Yep, I've said it before and I'll say it again Life moves pretty fast If you don't stop and look around every once in a while You could miss it [Verse 3: The RZArector] Six fuckin' devils stepped up playin' brave, god Had the fuckin' nerve to try to enter my graveyard I'm the RZArector, be my sacrifice Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life The first was convinced, stuck a water hose in his mouth At full blast so his head can explode Second one said, "Hmm, that's good, but I can top it!" Put a axe up to his head and then he chopped it Blood shot out in every direction The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug Wet your hand, stick a knife in the plug Or be like Richard Pryor, set your balls on fire Better yet, go hang yourself with a barbed wire Three and Four fell deep into the spell and Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in the lion's den Number Five said, "It ain't worth bein' alive!" Smoked a dust joint, mixed it with cyanide The only one who escaped was Number Six He went home, sat in the tub and slit his wrists Yeah, more graves to dig, goodbye! There's no need to cry 'cause we all die