The New Adventures of Grandmaster

Lyrics

[Grandmaster Melle Mel, Various samples, Operator, Others] The official adventures of - the magnificent Hustler supreme Grand-grand-grandmaster, gr-grand-grandmaster Say it, say it loud, say, say it, say it my man My Mercedes outside-side-side Where theirs at? Scorpio, please come move your Mercedes King Lou call the operator please, king Lou call the operator please My arms are brown, my legs are bold Cowboy come to receptionist area Hey, I got a E.T. this, a E.T. that, an E.T. ball and and E.T. bat I got an E.T. Shirt and some E.T. shoes I'm even rockin' E.T. Underoos So for all you fly girls who like fancy clothes We know where to buy E.T. pantyhose Okay baby Yo man, y'all be rockin' but them other groups is fresh What? What? What? Yo man all them other MCs is soft as shit They know they smell The official adventures of/the magnificent Hustler supreme Grand-grand-grandmaster, (scratches) Clayton Savage, you have a call waiting for you, call the operator I, am the magnificent Grand-grand-grandmaster I, am the magnificent I, I, I, I am the magnificent Grand-grand-grandmaster I, I, I, I am the magnificent King of the cuts on two turntables Coming to you from the engineer room better known as Shameek on the mix on the mic all at the same time Shameek, please hurry up with the mix I, am the magnificent, Scor-Scorpio I, am the magnificent, Cowboy I, am the magnificent, King Lou I, am the magnificent, Melle Mel Melle Mel call the operator We're all world Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Melle Mel, you have four overseas calls on hold, would you please hurry up? Melle Mel, please call me, I have four overseas calls Paging Kami Kaze, paging Kami Kaze Easy Mike come to my office right away please, Easy Mike come to my office right away please Tommy Gunn, call the studio immediately, Tommy Gunn, call the studio immediately please If there's anyone in this studio, please pick up the telephone Huh-huh-ha-ha Huh-huh-ha-ha Huh-huh-ha Huh-huh-ha Huh-huh-ha-ha I got I got I got I got another funky break for you Hurry up Come on, why don't you stop frontin' Coolin' out (Yeah) There is no coolin' out There's no coolin' out There is no coolin' out Rah! Got to check out the avenue Got to check out the avenue Got to check out the avenue Got to check out the homeboys There's no coolin' out There is no coolin' out There's no coolin' out There is no coolin' out Got to check out the avenue Got to check out the avenue Got to check out the avenue Got to check out the fly girls Hey baby, what's happenin'? Fine and you? Finer than who? Hey Scorpio, what's up? Fine and you? Indubitably and you? Sexy and you? Reluctant and you? Anxious and you? (Laughter) Fine and you?