Ladies

Lyrics

[PRESIDENT WOODROW WILSON] Ladies, God bless the ladies No one adores ladies more than I As the father of three daughters, as the husband to a wife I do not know who I'd be without the ladies in my life Ladies, when you're with ladies You can enjoy your sacred duty as a man In this chaotic world we're in, thank God some comfort can be found Whenever a lady is around It isn't wise to weigh down women with the worries of the day A female wants to focus on her family, anyway So be kind and let her mind be fully feminine and free It's only fair we bear the burden of responsibility Ladies must be protected They rely on us to supervise their lives As a leader guards his people, every man must do his share We must take care of our ladies Take care of our ladies It isn't moral to make mothers mull on matters of the state Their heads weren't meant for hardened, heavy national debate If politics pollutes our ladies' lives, I'm scared to say We'll sacrifice virility And compromise fertility And threaten the stability of the U.S.A.  So ladies must be commanded They require a man to manage their affairs We must keep them safe at home, far from evil, far from greed We must keep them in our arms where their freedom's guaranteed So why would ladies vote? We provide all that they need We must respect and protect Our vernal, eternal, gracious, vivacious Ladies!