​crabs

Lyrics

[Intro] This is a crab, this- this, has sex with kids [Instrumental Break] A pedophile would be really nonplussed If you opened your mouth and that noise came out [Chorus] This is a crab This has sex with kids This is a crab This has sex with kids This is a crab This has sex with kids This is a crab This, this This is a crab This has sex with kids This is a crab This has sex with kids This is a crab This has sex with kids This is a crab This, this You are a pedophile You are a nonce You are a perv You're a slot badger You're a two pin din plug You're a bush dodger You're a small bean regarder You're a unabummer You're a nut administrator You're a bent ref You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown You're a fence vole You're a free willy You're a chimney bottler You're a bunty man You're a shrub rocketeer You know You've just mentioned some of the names that We have to put up with every day And it's just another form of racism [Outro] When you have children of your own, you'll remember Uncle Beesey And get 'em to undress by the window, would you do that for me?