300 Boys

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I am a man of few relations And them across the sea I am the root of your extension A ladder to your knee It takes a day before tomorrow A thirteen letter verb It comes in white and green and violet And makes a sound unheard [Chorus] We took a walk by the lake Threw a knife in the cake We clapped our hands and rejoiced I play with three hundred boys [Verse 2] I'll take old-fashioned flying saucers And give them to the tribe A horse in space can't win no races If that horse ain't alive The test reveals a grayish color That comes from too much love A wino in the street once sold me A worn out paper cup [Chorus] We took a walk by the lake Threw a knife in the cake We clapped our hands and rejoiced I play with three hundred boys [Verse 3] I am a man of no reflection A flapper dapper Dan I'll take advantage of the homesick And make love to the hand The test reveals a grayish color That comes from too much love Take heed, the master roams the hallways Beware his fiendish hug [Outro] Ah, I play with three hundred boys Ah, I play with three hundred boys Ah, I play with three hundred boys I gave them cookies and toys I play with three hundred boys