Prank Phone Calls

Lyrics

[Prank Call 1: Serious Man & Prankster] (Phone rings) Mark ***** Hi, could I please speak to Steven Sassafras? I think you have the wrong number This isn't the doctor's office? No, it's not. I thought that he told me, to give me this number specifically, 'cause I had a bit of an accident with, uh, my keys. And, uh... I'm terribly sorry, but he... this is not the number. Do ya, do ya have a pair of pliers? 'Cause I - I really, like a serious pain, and I - I can't do it myself. He said... Is he playing a trick on me? I'm not a doctor, sir! I - I would like... There's no way I can help you. I went to the dentist and they told me this number to call Well, somebody's pulling your leg. No, my leg's okay, it's my teeth that hurt. Uh-huh... (Hangs up) (Outburst of group laughter) [Prank Call 2: Employee & Prankster] Thanks for calling [?] Central, this is ****, are we calling to schedule a service? Umm, my dog is stuck in my dryer... 'Kay. Umm, sir, can I go ahead and have your area code and telephone number, please? Umm, I don't know my phone number. Do you - do you know the street address? It's a green house. I'm very, very... very, very sick. My dog is stuck in the dryer. Right. He's in there and I can't get him out. And it's on. I would turn it off... Okay... But I'm just too old. And decrepit. And I don't wanna... move. Uh, let me send this information over and set up an emergency service for you. Okay. Just a second. (Two buttons pushed) [Prank Call 3: Elderly Lady & Prankster] (Phone rings) Good afternoon. [?], can I help you? Allo! Chawlie there? Who? Chawlie! Charlie? Jahn John? Hello? Hello... Hello? With whom would you like to speak? Jahn John? Jimmy. No. No? I don't know nobody named John. Chawlie? No. Chuck. No. Sometimes we call him Chuck. Chuck? No. Chawlie? No. Um, Anthony? An-Antony! Who are you? Wait-- (Cuts off)