The Last Page of History

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm burning rubber down the highway I'm going ninety-three miles an hour There's a lot of traffic heading my way Away from the missile shower And there's a truck in the fast lane And it's blowing its whistle loud And as he passes me in the mirror I see a big black mushroom cloud [Chorus] We're rolling down the road again Into history The last page of history [Verse 2] I said, "Hey!" ("You talking to me?") "You're blocking the highway" They said, "Man, what's the matter with you?" I said, "I gotta get back to town" And they said, "There ain't no town to get back to" What do you mean? (What do we mean?) What are you saying? (What are we saying?) What's with all this panic and fear? This is a joke And they said "Is it?" I thought they were making a video here, yeah [Chorus] We're rolling down the road again Into history The last page of history (History) You know it's written in the book (I said, history) We're making television history (History) So take a long last look [Post-Chorus] So hi baby baby (Baby) Bye baby baby (Baby) Goodbye baby (Baby) Bye bye Why Don't cry (Baby, ooh) It's sad that we're all on The last page of history The last page of history now [Verse 3] And all the trucks were full of harmonica players And the cars were full of organ players And they all played a solo For the camera A-one, two, three, four [Chorus] Rolling down the road again Into history The last page of history [Verse 4] I'm confused, so confused What's your problem? You're part of the news I'm gonna be famous (No) I'm gonna be rich (No, no) You're gonna be one dead son of a bitch 'Cause you're wrong, so wrong You're as wrong as a man can be This ain't no goddamn special effect It's the last page of history [Chorus] We're rolling down the road again [Outro] Happy trails to you Until we meet again The last page of history