Lyrics

[Intro] Mwahahaha Dracula was the name And the Boogie Man is my father [Chorus] I got a monster in my closet Someone's underneath my bed The wind's knockin' at my window I'd kill it, but it's already dead [Verse 1] It waits 'til the midnight hour to come To torture me for the wrong I've done It just sits there and stares at me And it won't let me get any sleep (Just let me sleep) [Chorus] I got a monster in my closet Someone's underneath my bed The wind's knockin' at my window I'd kill it, but it's already dead [Verse 2] At first I was scared when I looked at his eyes But now that I know him, I'm not that surprised I'm just waiting on the sun to rise Oh, how I wish that old sun would rise [Chorus] I got a monster in my closet Someone's underneath my bed The wind's knockin' at my window I'd kill it, but it's already dead [Verse 3] I used to wonder why he looked familiar Then I realized it was a mirror Oh, and now it is plain to see The whole time, the monster was me [Chorus] Oh, there's a monster in my closet Someone's underneath my bed The wind's knockin' at my window I'd kill it, but it's already dead [Outro] I'm the living dead Only thing that'll bring me back alive, woman Is some good, good head Hahahahaha