You’d Be Toast

Lyrics

[Chorus: Milo] If you really thought that, you'd be toast Criminally, you're wanted on all coasts Not surprisingly, the only thing you do is boast Rightfully, we've turned you to a ghost Welcome to the cookout, on the menu, you, roast [Verse 1: Gloom] You just keep blabbering and blabbering I don't think you can shut up You are as annoying as My grandparents' pup (He's a brat) You look like trash You just rolled out of a dumpster Your personality is even worse Being around you is a curse If you shut up for five minutes I would die of shock Because it pains you to be quiet I would have to call a doc' Because you're annoying as fuck (I swear, I have the worst luck) [Pre-Chorus: Milo] You really think that? Haha, thе fuck? You really really think that? You're a jokе! Bitch, shut the— (Shut the—) Shut the fuck up! [Chorus: Milo] If you really thought that, you'd be toast Criminally, you're wanted on all coasts Not surprisingly, the only thing you do is boast Rightfully, we've turned you to a ghost Welcome to the cookout, on the menu, you, roast [Verse 2: Milo] We wish you a scary Christmas, and a crappy new year You talk the talk, well, we'll make you fear We'll roast your ass to mother— (Mother—) tears (Fuck it!) With all this toast, it's time for breakfast We gave you heaps of chances, yet you wrecked this Still breakfast time, fall on the ground You ate it, all the way down If you thought you were a hotshot, you'd be a clown You think you run this town If you think that, expect a frown It ain't true, just say, "I do" Yeah, get married, have a baby All this time, just to maybe Get to shoot your shot Material bitch, you think you're hot Makes me so furious, you want me to hate you a lot Pop off I guess, I'm on the map And you spew out lies, shut your yap Don't speak, I'll throw you in the creek And leave you there for a week (Enjoy the swim!) [Pre-Chorus: Milo] You really think that? Haha, the fuck? You really really think that? You're a joke! Bitch, shut the— (Shut the—) Shut the fuck up! [Chorus: Milo] If you really thought that, you'd be toast Criminally, you're wanted on all coasts Not surprisingly, the only thing you do is boast Rightfully, we've turned you to a ghost Welcome to the cookout, on the menu, you, roast [Bridge: Milo & Gloom] Yeah, you should listen to king Conan But instead of him it's you A lip piercing, but It goes through both your bottom lip And your top lip, so you shut the fuck up You think everybody loves you, but that's just a lie I think everyone knows when they saw you cry You aren't some king like you think you are (Like you think you are) Just close your eyes, just close your eyes Get ready for your surprise! [Outro: Milo & Nigel] You really think that? Haha, the fuck? You really really think that? You're a joke! Bitch, shut the fuck up! Milo, you ate that shit up!