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[Chorus: Milo] You may think you are, but you're not fucking quirky Talking about "These bitches chicken," bitch, you're turkey You act like you're perky, but really, you're fucking jerky Don't say you're fucking quirky, 'cause you're not Oh! And also, bestie, you're not that hot [Verse 1: Gloom] Acting like this, acting like that Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! You think you're the main character That, in the end, ends up as the queen bee Life isn't a fucking Disney Channel DCOM When you open your mouth, I facepalm Ugly ass boots (Should I even call them that?) And you play the flute (No offense to flute players) Standing by your locker, watch your crush walk by You're acting like some fucking spy Stop acting so happy and perky News flash, you're not fucking quirky [Chorus: Gloom] You may think you are, but you're not fucking quirky Talking about "These bitches chicken," bitch, you're turkey You act like you're perky, but really, you're fucking jerky Don't say you're fucking quirky, 'cause you're not Oh! And also, bestie, you're not that hot [Verse 2: Milo] You're fucking weird, you're the kind of bitch we bitches feared I wish your kind would fucking disappear (I hate you) XOXO, fuck you, XOXO, boohoo Back the fuck off or I'll sue, who? (It's you) So, baby girl, go burn your fake ass curls There aren't any fucking quirky people in this big world I banged your dad, and now hoes mad This shit's way too sad, let's end this fucking fad [Chorus: Milo] You may think you are, but you're not fucking quirky Talking about "These bitches chicken," bitch, you're turkey You act like you're perky, but really, you're fucking jerky Don't say you're fucking quirky, 'cause you're not Oh! And also, bestie, you're not that hot [Bridge: Milo & Gloom] You aren't fucking quirky (Fuck off, fuck off) You aren't chicken, you're turkey (Cough cough, cough cough) You aren't perky, you're jerky (Stop starting little beefs) Quirky, you're not, you're not that hot (You're built like a leaf) [Chorus: Both] You may think you are, but you're not fucking quirky Talking about "These bitches chicken," bitch, you're turkey You act like you're perky, but really, you're fucking jerky Don't say you're fucking quirky, 'cause you're not Oh! And also, bestie, you're not that hot