Sing!

Lyrics

[MIKE (TINA)] See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was... (Sing!) I have trouble with a... (Note!) It goes all around my... (Throat!) It's a terrifying... (Thing!) See, I really couldn't hear which note was lower or was... (Higher!) Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a... (Choir!) Hey, when I begin to... (Squeak!) It's a cross between a... (Shriek!) And a quiver or a... (Moan!) It's a little like a... (Croak!) Or the record player... (Broke!) What it doesn't have is... (Tone!) Oh, I know, you're thinking, "What a crazy... (Ding-a-ling) But I really couldn't... (Sing!) I could never really... (Sing!) What I couldn't do was... (Sing!) [TINA] Three blind mice [MIKE] Three blind mice! It isn't intentional [TINA] He's doing his best Jingle bells, jingle bells [MIKE] Jingle bells, jingle bells! It really blows my mind [TINA] He gets depressed [MIKE (TINA)] But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in... (Power) And all my friends say I am perfect for the shower! Still, I'm terrific at a... (Dance!) 'Cause I'm messing up my... (Pants!) I'm a birdie on the... (Wing!) But when I begin to... (Chirp!) They say, "Who's the little... (Twerp!) Goin' pong instead of... ('Ping'!) And when Christmas comes, and all my friends go... Tina with New Directions: Caroling... [MIKE (TINA)] It is so dishearten (Ning) It is so disquiet (Ting) It is so discourage (Ging) Darling, please stop answer (Ring) See, I really couldn't (Sing) I could never really (Sing) What I couldn't do was [NEW DIRECTIONS] Do re mi fa sol la ti do Do re mi fa sol la ti do La [MIKE (NEW DIRECTIONS)] La! (La) La! [NEW DIRECTIONS] Sing, sing, sing Sing, sing, sing... [MIKE] Sing! [NEW DIRECTIONS] Sing!