Let’s Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time

Lyrics

[ISABELLE] Hey, I'm calling you back Oh, she's been a bitch tonight! And by bitch I mean this rain No cabs, nowhere So I had to put on the wig, and the heels And the lashes and the ear And take the train to the club And you know the MTA should stand for: Mothers Touching My Ass So then I get to the club Looking like a drowned, harassed rat And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door But our friend, Johnny Five-O Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea! So I hope you're up, girl 'Cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine And put on you heels 'Cause I know exactly what we need! [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE] I wanna have a kiki! [KURT, (RACHEL)] Lock the doors (Tight) [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (KURT)] Let's have a kiki (Mother) [ISABELLE] I'm gonna let you have it [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}] I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn} Work [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE] We're gonna serve [KURT] And work [RACHEL] And turn [ISABELLE] And hon-hon-honey [The Orphans] Kiki, oh yeah [KURT] A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve [ISABELLE] And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE] I wanna have a kiki! [KURT, (RACHEL)] Lock the doors, (Tight) [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, {KURT}] Let's have a kiki {Mother} [ISABELLE] I'm gonna let you have it [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}] I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn} Work [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE] We're gonna serve [KURT] And work [RACHEL] And turn [ISABELLE] And hon-hon-honey [RACHEL] It's turkey lurkey time Tom turkey ran away but he just came home It's turkey lurkey time He's really home to stay, never one to roam Let's make a wish And may all your wishes come true [KURT] Turkey lurkey Goosey loosey [RACHEL with the Orphans (& KURT)] Some for uncle Joe, (some for cousin Lucy) [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Everybody gather 'round the table Dig in, dinner's being served Eat all the turkey you are able Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree? Climb up and bring it down for me That's something I would like to see [ISABELLE, (KURT)] This kiki is marvelous! [KURT & RACHEL with the Orphans] Kiki, soso Oui, oui, non non! Kiki, soso Oui, oui, non non! (Non non) Kiki, soso Oui, oui, non non! Kiki, soso Oui, oui, non non! [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE] I wanna have a kiki! [KURT, (RACHEL)] Lock the doors (Tight) [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (KURT)] Let's have a kiki (Mother) [The Orphans] Aah [ISABELLE] I'm gonna let you have it [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}] I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: Dive) {Turn} Work [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki [ISABELLE] We're gonna serve [KURT] And work [RACHEL] And turn [ISABELLE] And hon-hon-honey [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (The Orphans)] Let's have a kiki (Kiki) Isabelle and Kurt, (The Orphans) I wanna have a kiki! (Soso) [KURT, (The Orphans), {Rachel}] Lock the doors (Oui, oui) {Tight!} (Non non) [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (RACHEL), {KURT}, (The Orphans)] Let's have a kiki (Hunty) {Dropper} (Kiki, soso) [The Orphans] Aah, Oui, oui [ISABELLE with the Orphans, (Friends)] I'm gonna let you have it (Non non) [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans] Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki) [KURT & RACHEL with The Orphans, (The Orphans)] I wanna have a kiki (Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (Non non) [ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (The Orphans)] Let's have a kiki (Kiki) [ISABELLE, (The Orphans)] We're gonna serve (Soso) [KURT, (The Orphans)] And work (Oui, oui) [RACHEL] And turn [ISABELLE, (The Orphans)] And hon-hon-honey (Non non) [KURT & RACHEL with The Orphans] Let's have a kiki!