Random Ru Girl

Lyrics

It's a real good life being a Ru Girl All around the globe we make a dream whirl Thorgy Thor to Milk, Mariah to Pearl Hey Stacy Layne, what's up with you, girl? [Verse 1: Stacy Layne Matthews] Hey! Girl, hey I'm about to go and tear up the buffet Let's all meet down the street 'Cause we know all big girls love to eat We like sweets, cakes and pies Ooh, yes henny Yeah, yeah, yeah It's a real good life being a Ru Girl All around the globe we make a dream whirl Thorgy Thor to Milk, Mariah to Pearl Oh, it's my BFF, hey what's the tea, girl? [Verse 2: Katya Zamolodchikova] Hey girl, it's Katya I'm just laying on the beach with my dead dad You're my very best friend and that makes me sad But come over here lady, let's chew on some trash I've been dying to show you my brand new rash Hey, do you have any money? I'm dead flat broke All my good bookings went up in smoke Just kidding, not really Well anyways see you later, I gotta go kill myself Aaaaah-hmm Manila, Alaska, Raja and Shangie Katya, Raven, Chad and Miss Vanjie It's a real good life being a Ru Girl All around the globe we make a dream whirl Thorgy Thor to Milk, Mariah to Pearl We're coming to the bridge, you better sing, girl [Bridge: Eureka O'Hara] B-I-G, 'cause the bitches gagging Got you in the mood, girl, slag or dagging Elephant Queen, tell ya how it is With the glamour toad Ru Girl, Ginger Minj Flooded basement and busted pie From the ladder annoying funny bitch, just your type Random, random, random, random, random Ru Girl Got it, hello, check out this swell It's a real good life being a Ru Girl (Being a Ru Girl) All around the globe we make a dream whirl (Dream whirl) Thorgy Thor to Milk, Mariah to Pearl (Yeah) It's a real good life being a Ru Girl (Being a Ru Girl) Chicken wings, color greens These are a few of my favorite things (Ru Girl) [?] I'm just starting You know I got the edit of Tonya Harding Gimme cake, gimme pie Gimme cake, gimme pie Gimme cake, gimme pie Gimme-- Ru Girl