Bingo Queen

Lyrics

Well hello everyone Welcome to Drag Queen Bingo Where the only thing cheaper than the prices are the girls Let's play Get your daubers out You only get three cards, we on a budget now And if you never played gonna show you how It's a game of luck so who gives a fuck? Yeah So get your drinkey-drink If your server's real cute give a winkey-wink We call the ball, you check your cards Listen up 'cause it's not that hard Up and down, diagonal, straight across Five in a row or X marks the spot That's all you need to win it (Whoo) When you wanna win scream "It's on, bitches!" Picking letters like I'm Vanna White Shouting all numbers with all of my might I can hardly breathe 'cause my spanx are so tight Oh, ah, N-35! I'm your bingo queen B-I-N-G-O Let the games begin Na na na na na Yeah, I'm your bingo queen B-I-N-G-O Don't forget to take the free spot Right next to the G spot, yeah Attention all drag queen bingo participants It cost a whole lotta money to look this cheap So before we forget it, tip your queen Cash for the glamour, cash for the funny Pay up, pay up, show me the money (Whoo) Yeah, make it rain with some dollars (Whoo) Or make it hail with some quarters We'll take hundred dollar bills if you got 'em Cash App, Venmo, let's go Up and down, diagonal, straight across Five in a row or X marks the spot I can see it in your eyes You want this Dollar Store prize, yeah, yeah, oh Picking letters like I'm Vanna White Pulling balls, but they're puttin' up a fight I can hardly stand 'cause my tape is so tight Like ooh, ooh, I-22 I'm your bingo queen B-I-N-G-O Let the games begin Na na na na na Yeah, I'm your bingo queen B-I-N-G-O Don't forget to take the free spot Right next to the G spot, yeah I-25, ooh! The Dolly Parton ball Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a bingo B-11! Ooh, chicken legs! Buck-buck The sexy ball, O-69! B-8, everyone knows it's better to be licked than be ate Bingo! I'm your bingo queen B-I-N-G-O Let the games begin Na na na na na Yeah, I'm your bingo queen B-I-N-G-O Don't forget to take the free spot Right next to the G spot, yeah Well, that's it for tonight's game, we'll see you next Tuesday