The Accounting Song

Album cover art for "The Accounting Song" by Max von Essen

Max von Essen - Pop

The Accounting Song

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Duration: 2:44

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[Verse] Six-inch open toe Louboutin platform shoes Okay Thigh-high patent leather hooker boots And eight-inch pleaser mules Character shoes, red stone stilettos Marabou slides, black bordellos Leopard print platform with ankle strap Leopard print platform without ankle strap Black velvet knee-high boots Duct tape Weave bond Goo Gone Shoe glue Nail glue Topstick Glue sticks Glue gun Q-tips Clorox Windex Band-aids Hairspray Curling iron, sewing machine Feather headdress, Maybelline, and Corn pads, uh Well, let's continue Kryolan TV Paint Stick in TV White Since when does Al paint? MAC holiday gift cards for friends and family Well, we didn't get any What the hell? Toilet cleaner Vacuum cleaner Yeah, yeah, if Al's the one cleaning, we'll get typhoid fever Gillette mach five fusion blades Come on, Schick is far superior Electric carving knife and foam Lip stain Lip tint Botox Hot sauce Lip gloss Eighty-seven burgers, side of onion rings Does anybody need this much of anything? Talcum powder, shaving cream Spirit gum, Albolene, and Two tickets to see Céline Deon in Vegas Uh, gay Ostrich feather dressing gown by Catherine D'Lish You can kill ostriches and take their feathers? AB Swarovski crystal stones, not hotfix One gross Tom, relax, they're just numbers Thousands of dollars worth of premium blunders This is why he can't afford to be a star And this is why mom never loaned him a credit card God forbid I say he's wrong, I'm right We'll yell and scream and punch and fight Over latex, spandex, paychecks, access What a mess, what a mess, what a mess Powder puffs, frying pans Makeup wipes, feather fans Extension cord, extension hair Neon light-up underwear And glitter and glitter and glitter Woah, why is there so much glitter? These books are in the shitter And basically, the Fishtank is fucked

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