Lyrics

A man goes to a doctor,the doctor examines him and subscribes to him suppositories (woman talking) he PERSERCITPAABS, to hell with it. He gives him suppositories, to take. He perbscbies suppositories for the man to take. So the man goes off, a week later he comes back and he goes "These aren't working at all" and the doctor goes "are you sure you're taking them the right way?" and he goes "Of course I am, what am I suppose to do, shove up my ass?"