Lyrics

...shit out of a fuckin' garbage can.  [audience cheering] Has anybody here ever actually been out on the street and ate shit in a fuckin' garbage can? [shouts from audience: "Yeah!", etc.] That's fuckin' bullshit.  [random shouts from audience] That's bullshit.  [from audience: "What's bullshit?"] How many have actually eaten shit in this room? We've got time to kill, so... [trailing off] [scattered shouts from audience, including "...a lot more shit than you, faggot!"] I've got my shit up here, you want to come up and eat it? [various shouts from audience: "Yeah!", etc.] Well, you guys, I'll tell you one thing right now: this ain't fuckin' shit! This ain't fuckin' shit! [jeering from audience] It ain't fuckin' shit, you know why? Because it's fuckin' Minneapolis, that's why! And you know what? You people aren't worth my fuckin' shit! [various shouts from audience: "Fuck you!", etc.] But I'll tell you, I might have a treat for you. I might have a little bit left.  [random shouts from audience] But, uh... how many people here are into what Charles Manson did? [loud cheers from audience] Seriously into it? [various shouts from audience: "Fuck yeah!", etc.] Yeah, they are. Everybody told me you guys fuckin' sucked.  [jeering from audience] Why don't you go see Prince? Prince! Why don't you fuckin' go see The Replacements? Why don't you go see fuckin' Hüsker Dü? 'Cuz we don't give a fuck about you fuckers. I'm gonna sit my ass on this fuckin' stage, and I'm gonna fuckin' do bullshit! 'Cuz you ain't fuckin' worth it! You fuckin' suck! [begins song, random audience members singing along] Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump? Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump? Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump... Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump? Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump? Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump... Garbage dump, oh garbage dump... [fade out]