Eat My Diarrhea

Lyrics

Eat my diarrhea! Just ate a burger at a sleazy joint Now I've got to take a shit, get to the point Sitting on the toilet, my ass is a blast Running smelly diarrhea out of my ass No fuckin' paper Hey, baby lick my ass till your face turns blue You're finished rimming me and you want some more You say you don't flush but you're out the door I'm back in there with a cup Scoop it out of the toilet 'cause you want to slurp it up Eat my diarrhea! You're chuggin' it down You're sucking my ass and your lips are all brown Since we've gone back to the hamburger place I'm gonna stick my ass right on your face I'm gonna shit in your mouth I'm gonna shit in your face and mouth And I wanna shit on your mother I'm gonna shit on you and your mother Diarrhea I gotta take a shit Got a bottle of Ex-Lax, gonna take it I'm gonna take me a lumpy shit Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you I hope it splats in your face there too It's coming out my ass all drippy and wet It's coming out my ass all drippy and wet I want you to suck up all of it Lick my ass and eat it too 'Cause diarrhea is good for you Yeah, eat it, eat it, eat Eat it, eat it, eat Diarrhea Eat my fuckin' shit