Lyrics

[Intro] (I'm not cheating) [Chorus] Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh [Verse 1] Everything is Dinky Doo Everything that you do You, the king of La-Di-Da Pretty very out far Never oversits, he understands Like the back of the hand He should sing in a band, oh yeah [Chorus] Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh [Verse 2] People think he's Loopy Loo And when they look at his shoes He's a rocking sausage roll He gets it in the goal Healthy little brown affair And when he washes his hair He'll get around or square Get them singing [Chorus] Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh [Bridge] Everyone from Oxford town Way down to the Rio Grande Knows his harbour quays His skin tight hands, without seggs His name is Legs [Talking] [Chorus] Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh [Verse 4] Coolies sweating in Hong Kong Run along to the Mardi Grass Risking Asian flu to meet the man Who lays the eggs His name is Legs He's a cure for whooping cough And if the going gets rough Get lined up, come Sikh, come Czar No matter who you are We could get along and slide a rule And if you don't play fools While Larry plays pool You'll hear him singing [Chorus] Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh